Onto the picks...
1) Chicago Bulls vs. 8) Philadelphia 76ers - Chicago in four
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Why the 76ers can win 1 game (KOBEsh): I wrote this earlier this season, but the reason why the 76ers had so much early succcess is that every person on the roster fills their roles to the brim. Even in their second half slide, falling to the number 8 spot, the Sixers are still playing All-League defense, limiting opposing teams to 88 points on 42% shooting and 7th in rebounds. Philly has to continue their regular season trends, and then for just one game, one of their scorers has to go off for between 20 and 30 points at home. That's pretty much all this relatively punchless team can do against a monstrous Chicago attack.
2) Miami Heat vs. 7) YOUR...New York Knickerbockers - Miami in seven
KOBEsh: Oh, you mean besides LeBron James? Well...that's pretty much it. The Miami role players have been so rancid that the NBA title in June that once seemed a lock, no longer seems guaranteed. While the Knicks seemingly have a defensive stopper for both Wade and Bosh, LeBron's brilliance is the most prevalent factor that will give the Heatles the series W. As we wrote the other day in our MVP post, LeBron isn't just great right now; he's historically great. Even with Carmelo's inspired play as of late, I see no reason why an extremely motivated Bron won't torch the Knicks for all 7 games, on both ends of the floor.
The other factors? Miami's defense, just as it was last year, has been staunch all season long. They specialize in clogging passing lanes, packing the paint and being very disruptive on the perimeter, all specialties of the New York attack. Also, the Heat's biggest weakness is an inability to guard against strong post play and rebounding. Unfortunately for the Bockers, they really don't have the personnel to capitalize on that.This is going to be a very close, physical and electric series, but I see the Heat's defense outlasting the Knicks attack over the course of 7 games.
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3) Indiana Pacers vs. 6) Orlando Magic - Indiana in six
KOBEsh: The Pacers are a more explosive and less defensively efficient, but still fundamentally sound 76ers team. Coach Frank Vogel has a team of not quite All-Stars (even though Roy Hibbert was on the team this year, is he still an "All-Star player"?) who aptly fill their roles and jobs, while staying patient and disciplined on defense. They'll be able to take down the Magic's 3 point arsenal more easily without having to help on Dwight in the post.
Howard will miss the entire postseason after back surgery, but to be honest, I think his teammates are elated. They've played tough even if losing 4 out of the last 5 games doesn't show it and are looking to win without their superstar who completely took apart what could have been a promising season. They're well coached and shoot even better, so I think against a sometimes-static Indiana offense I think that'll be worth two games in Orlando's favor. This all being said, I couldn't be less interested in this series if I tried. Writing this much only proves what NBA nerds we are here at MAMBINO.
Why the Magic show almost no fight and lose in 5 (BockerKnocker): It'd be a cute story for this talent-less Orlando team to band together and in defiance of Dwight Coward. But the only way they even win one game is if they shoot lights out from beyond the arc. And lights out doesn't just mean a good percentage; I'm saying they'll need to shoot 30 threes and make AT LEAST 15 of them. That might work on a team with slow wing players, but Indiana has some of the best perimeter defenders in the game. Paul George, George Hill, and Darren Collison will not let this happen. And if Danny Granger decides to wake up from the dead, then Orlando could even be going home in 4. Hey Otis Smith, do you know how to do podcasts? We'll have an opening for you at Mambino. Maybe.
4) Atlanta Hawks vs. 5) Boston Celtics - Boston in six
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How could this pathetic Hawks team upset the C's (KOBEsh): My disdain for the Hawks couldn't possibly be any higher. However, no amount of disgust I have for the bi-polar Atlanta squad (sometimes I can't tell if they know they're playing a regular season game, or if they think they're in the Las Vegas league. In Atlanta.) can deny that on paper, they're just more talented than the Celtics. There's no reason a team with Joe Johnson, Josh Smith and Jeff Teague can't take down Garnett, Pierce, Rondo, Ray Allen who hasn't played in 9 games and then guys like Greg Stiemsma, Mikael Pietrus and Keyon freakin' Dooling. Even without Al Horford, Atlanta is deeper than the Celtics, and with Josh Smith all over Pierce on defense, better offensively. On top of all that, they'll have home court advantage. The Hawks should win this series, but the fact that we all think that they won't is just another testament to why I hate them so much.