Landry Fields and Elaine Alden

On a game-to-game basis, Landry Fields does things like this:

Okay fine, he's actually decent around the rim, but every other part of his game sucks and this was the best I could do for now.

But regardless, now, on a day-to-day basis, Landry Fields is doing this:

How did you pull it off? Was it this?

Or maybe this?

Because, it couldn't have been this:

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Hey Landry, if you're a Bocker next year, don't let this sweet little piece at home make you even less motivated to earn your salary.

And if you're not in blue and orange next year, I would normally get mad that you undoubtedly used NYC to win Elaine Alden over...but she'll probably move on from you at that point anyway.