MAMBINO's Pro Bowl Selections

It happens when Mike Antoni is prompted to talk about defense. It happens when an Asian student has to explain a B+ to the parental droids. It happens when you have to explain a mischievous deed to a significant other.

Rambling run-on sentences.

When you don't know what you're talking about or when anything you say won't be believed, you may fall victim to over-talking and fail to use punctuation regarding tone and speed. I am certainly above such pedestrian nonsense, but rather than risk it, I present to you, the MAMBINO Pro Bowl rosters defined by best Youtube video.

Special thanks to my committee: Pucklius, who has staved off NHL Lockout-induced suicide for yet another day, and TuckRule, who is probably playing Madden to find a new NFL team to root for.

Players picked by Mambino but not chosen by the fans or the NFL are highlighted in bold.

Quarterbacks:

Tom Brady's wife, Peyton Manning's neck nerves, Andrew Luck

Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, The third version of Robert Griffin

Some people forget that she's first ballot:

Running Backs:

Arian Foster, Jamaal Charles, Ray Rice

Adrian Peterson's drive, Marshawn Lynch, Doug Martin

If you ever need motivation for ANYTHING:

Wide Receivers:

A.J. Green, Demaryius Thomas, Wes Welker, Andre Johnson

Calvin Johnson, Brandon Marshall, Dez Bryant, Vincent Jackson

This went from "subtle" to "awesome" rather quickly:

Tight Ends:

Heath Miller, Rob Gronkowski

Tony Gonzalez, Jason Witten

Really hate that I'm posting videos related to THREE New England Patriots, but Gronk is just so damn likeable:

Check back in about 3 months when I refuse to do a traditional NFL Mock Draft.