As of today, January 25th, both the Toronto Raptors and the New Jersey Nets are 5 ½ games out of playoff contention. Both these teams have identical record of 13-32. Yes, two teams that are 19 games under .500 and feature Sonny Weems, Sundiata Gaines and Johan Petro in their rotations. This simultaneously fascinates and repulses me. Much like the way I felt when I heard about Greg Oden penis pictures on the interweb.